2010 might need a block heater to get it going

This is me right before I:

A) Robbed a bank
B) Was greeted by the paparazzi outside my home
C) Went to my follow-up appointment with my plastic surgeon

I'm babysitting Elmo this weekend. On New Year's Day I woke up to -35C with a windchill of -45. If I didn't try to cover every pore on my body before taking the little guy out for his business appointments I'm pretty sure my face would freeze and then shatter the moment I tried to blow my nose.