Saturday, February 10, 2007

What goes on at the King's Head will inevitably appear on someone's blog

Joined Rob and friends at The King's Head on Friday night to celebrate Rob's alphabet birthday (why alphabet you ask? He turned 26!). Joanna came with me and she drove which meant I could actually drink. I don't know why but people get very determined to "get Jill drunk". Drunk Jill really isn't much different from fun and sober Jill. She's just a little bit louder and she bounces. On the way home she'll sing. Badly.

I'm too tired to assemble this into a narrative so I will just try to pull some fun quotes and pictures from my slightly fuzzy memory.

Jill and Chris doing a "model pose". It took several attempts and two head bonks to get this even close to right.

Arm wrestle!Jill believed that her pink wristband would not only get her into the pub but also give her super strength which would allow her to defeat The Iron Ring.
Jill soon learned that iron is kind of hard to move.


You must be at least 27 to get on this ride
--Jill stating her cut-off age after ruling out the possibilities of The Guy With the Good Hair. At this point she was having issues with counting even on her fingers.


Best Buds forever



Such a clown. Okay, you're cut off. No wait, you've only begun.

6 comments:

Duane Storey said...

Funny.

Don't mess with the iron ring. People get hurt that way.

I'm curious what bouncy Jill is all about. You need a youtube video I think to properly explain that one.

Vince said...

Funny that you mention Internet videos and Jill...

Anonymous said...

Vince when you put it that way it sounds like I'm involved in some kind of internet porn ring. That's not what I meant by "she bounces". :P

I will neither confirm nor deny the existence of something called "The Tequila Shot Video" which only two people would have the power to release.

Vince said...

Not true! In fact, the video is already linked to from your blog!

Though it's buried quite well and I doubt even Jill knows where the link is :p

Anonymous said...

I remember that link; thanks for the birthday present, buddy. I sent it back. Seriously though, it's not that big of a deal, it's not Girls Gone Wild or anything. I just don't like it cuz when I watch it there's this one facial expression I made that makes me go "ahhh, nooooo!!! Turn it off!" My fear is that one day we'll be out and someone will say, "lets do a round of tequila shots for everyone, except Jill, because she might hurt herself, or someone else for that matter..."

I'm just a clown with cuter shoes whose performances are best seen live.

Vince said...

I'm just trying to do my part to make sure that "A Jill Story" is complete.

I'm impressed that the video has been viewed 177 times and ranks as the 1,30,697th most popular video on Google Video :)