At work, Michael bought one of those hearts on Monday after noticing I was taking up a fine collection of them in my cube.
“Look, I even got it signed by Brad Pitt,” he said and pointed proudly to the “BP” insignia printed on the paper heart. My inside-of-the-box way of thinking always just took for granted that BP stood for Boston Pizza, the sponsor of the program.
Mr. Brad Pitt is not the only person who can claim to be my paramour, however. There are many other renowned BPs. Here is the list so far. If you can think of any more, feel free to let me know.
Brad Pitt
Brad Paisley
Bronson Pinchot
Bob Powell
Bill Paxton
Bill Pullman
Billie Piper
Billy Preston
Bernadette Peters
Bernie Parent
Bonnie Pointer
Bobby (Boris) Pickett
Beatrix Potter
Barry Pepper
Bob Pincciotti
Buster Poindexter
Baden Powell
Butch Patrick
Bert Parks
Bijou Phillips
2 comments:
I'd be impressed if you actually knew who Billie Piper was and didn't just get this list off of some internet site.
Billie Piper is a British pop star/actress. There was no cheating. The rules stated that the internet was not to be used for research except by the judge (me) for verification purposes.
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