Bored. No focus. Wardrobe malfunctions. Fan-flippin-tastic.
Watch out guys, you most likely will be scoped out today. Forget spring fever, the first day of summer seems to also be opening day for man season--at least on The Company grounds. I don't know what it is but all of a sudden all the girls are noticing that the place is crawling with guys. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that 60% of the company is made up of women and a whole lot of them (ie the older ones with tons of vacation time) seem to be missing. We also have construction guys in our department--an Artshoppe girl has already made good progress with one. I caught one on the stairs on the way outside. As I was exiting the building however a big woosh of air nearly and I say NEARLY had its way with my skirt. The girls I was with told me the guy and his friend were killing themselves laughing. I'm sure the guy on the security camera is rewinding tape.
Rob if you're looking to get picked up I'd say you should come visit me and Kel and we'll take you on a tour of the building. We can find something that works for you, easy.
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I just re-read the last sentence of this post. I know Rob understood what I meant by it because we discussed it, but I want everyone else to know that when I said "we can find something that works for you [Rob], easy" I did not mean that we would find an "easy" girl for Rob or that the only kind of girl who would be interested in Rob is "easy". Well she can be easy going, or easy breezy beautiful [Cover Girl] but not those other connotations.
Take 'er easy Rob, I mean, take it, no wait...just have a nice day.
So should we call you Jillian Monroe from now on?
Meh, I'm easy ;) but yeah, maybe I can meet up with you guys for lunch one day if I'm in the area. There aren't many ponds arount there, but I can make it "en route" from one pond to another.
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